Emojis At The Ranch Pen

About three years ago, our oldest son showed me how to turn on the emojis on my iPhone and it changed the way I communicate. I love emojis. They’re great. (Or, Fantastic πŸ‘ŒπŸ½ as the POTUS says.)

Like many writers, I write because it’s easier than talking. Left to my natural state, I can go days without opening my mouth to do more than mumble to myself. Imagine my delight to discover the emoji factory made it possible to communicate without the spoken or written word. πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ

I’m getting older and not very hip, so I fully identified with a funny post at the Babylon Bee (a Christian spoof news source), about a poor old pastorΒ who responded to sad texts with the πŸ˜‚ instead of the 😭 while comforting his parishioners.

One of the most enjoyable uses for emojis is conversing with the grandkids before they learn to read and talk and even afterwards. This is a portion of an emoji conversation I might have with the granddaughters:

πŸ’πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸŒΎπŸ‘°πŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸ½πŸ‘—πŸ‘ πŸ‘’πŸ‘›πŸ±πŸΉπŸ¦‹πŸ¦„

To which I might reply:


The grandsons communications go like this:

β˜ οΈπŸ•πŸŸπŸ”πŸΉπŸŽ£πŸ₯ŠπŸ€ΊπŸπŸ”ͺπŸ’£βš”οΈπŸš¬πŸ—‘ and πŸ”«

To which I might reply: 😳😊

(They’re all homeschooled or they would probably be expelled from their classes by now. That’s one of the disadvantages of homeschooling–mom can’t expel her students for chewing their pizza into the shape of a gun, and so forth. She would if she could some days. Don’t ask me how I know.)

The emoji factory used to include a real looking handgun in the weapons selection. It was always included in grandson transmissions to me and it was also a favorite of mine. It conveyed the expression I often use after a trying day and there is one more ridiculous thing to deal with. “Just shoot me now!” I sometimes screech. With emojis the expression could be conveyed like this:

πŸ˜– πŸ”«

Gramps or my sis would know exactly what was meant, but a while back, the politically correct emoji police took the real looking gun out of the weapons cache and I find it irritating 😠. (And really. A water gun? Just shoot me now with a water gun! loses something along the way.)

Do the emoji police not know βš”οΈπŸ—‘πŸ’£πŸ”ͺπŸš¬πŸ€›πŸΌπŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€βš•οΈπŸ”(bird flu ) ⚑️πŸ”₯(arson) πŸŒͺ🌭πŸ₯ƒπŸš—(drunk driving) πŸ₯ƒ (alcohol related disease) πŸš™ (auto crashes) πŸ“±(texting while driving) πŸ”¨β›“πŸ’‰πŸ’Š kill way more people than guns do? Where are the rubber swords, smoke bombs, candy cigarettes, hot wheels cars, cans of root beer? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

I’m just saying. Violence is a problem of the human heart and if somebody is determined to shoot another human being, only having access to the water gun emoji in texts isn’t going to change that.

As always, thanks for reading πŸ“–. God bless all y’all and until next time ✌🏼 and enjoy The Isaacs doing The Three Bells a song popular back in the day when the Browns did it.